Ahoy!

Jewish Pirate Jokes from JewSchool were funny, but the comments were funnier:

"YashARRRRRR koach, hazaq u-bARRRRRukh, and gmARRRRRR hatima tova, ye
scallywag."

They left off the one about the pirate's favorite shabbat song: Yaarrrr RRrrribon! (Which is a joke I pillaged from The ReJewvenator.)

Yarr!

Yarr! It's almost heeeerrrre!
I found some good parrrrrty resources, including a printable flyerrrrr for yer cubicle, here.

Shiver me timbers!

What's My Pirate Name

This Wednesday is Talk Like A Pirate Day. I got my pirate name from a generator. Here's the results:

My pirate name is:
Iron Sam Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!