Here's My Top Ten Yom Kippur Tweets for 5770:
- 10 - Ground Rules
A rabbi says atoning for Yom Kippur on Twitter & Facebook doesn't work. Gosh darn it. http://tinyurl.com/y9gf3e6
- 9 - Half Jewish
waaaait...I just realized, if it's Yom Kippur, and I'm semi-jewish..I'm not supposed to work..which means I can leave the office
(It launched a discussion of being half-Jewish on his page: are you half-circumcized?)
- 8 - Not Even Half
Yom Kippur. Jewish day for repentance & thoughts of atomement. I am remembering my at-one-ment with God thru the Messiah, Jesus.
- 7 - I Am My Own Jewish Friend
Called a colleague today, totally forgetting he's Jewish and today is Yom Kippur. What makes it really bad is *I'm* Jewish. Oops.
- 6 - Twitter Is Better Than Hebrew School
Thanks twitter for reminding me I need to call my grandparents... it's Yom Kippur. I already missed Rosh Hashanah... oops.
- 5 - No Clue About Yom Kippur or Jews
Happy Yom Kippur to all my Jewish buddies out there. Take it easy on the Menishevitz. That could lead to one nasty hangover.
- 4 - Noticing the Divine Hand
i think god may be punishing me for going to work on yom kippur. "oh you want to work on the holiday? Fine, work all 24 hours then."
- 3 - Wishing On A Weinstein
TBS is playing the banned-by-Fox Jewish episode of Family Guy. On Yom Kippur. Huh. #badtiming
- 2 - Where Do YOU Go To Shul?
Tweeted about my breasts in a synagogue and gained a handful of pornbots and a @TinyJesus. I *might* be doing Yom Kippur wrong.
- 1 - Just As Fast
It's ok to eat Burger King on Yom Kippur because it's "Fast food"
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