...but they don't.
So I learned something very important the other day. It's something that should be obvious to most people, I guess that's why they don't teach about this in school. Here it is.
Never put cooked sausages in your pocket for any reason.
You see, I was over at a friend's place and I guess I had a bit too much to drink. On my way to bed, I stopped off at the fridge. There were a few pieces of vegetarian sausage wrapped in seran. I thought they would make a tasty treat. But instead of eating them, I put them in my pocket. I suppose I figured I would eat them at a more opportune moment.
Anyhow, I changed into my pajamas and went to sleep. The next day, I kicked around the house in my pjs, and only showered and dressed later, when it was time for me to leave. That's when I found out about the sausage in my pocket. Needless to say, the seran leaked, and my pants ended up smelling of vegetarian sausage.
My friends had a lot of fun at my expense. We were flipping around on the television and a show about hot dogs was on. My friend turned it up so we could hear what they were saying. "I bet that woman is saying, 'sometimes people just like to put our hot dogs into thier pockets. There's one right there.'"
I think I need new pants or maybe to do some laundry.