Open Claw Speaking

Yesterday I sat in a seminar for much of the day.

By the afternoon I had grown weary of the subject matter, and was instead fascinated by the gesticulations of the speaker.

I noted her techniques of "Open Claw Speaking," and made a list of her many styles:

• Open Claw Speaking giving way to Finger Mesh
• Claw Rotator
• Open Palm "Wax On"
• Two Finger Windshield Wiper
• Invisible Inverted Longhorn Outline
• Progressive Chop
• Orb Polisher
• Wafter
• Alternating Flipper

And then I wondered what would happen were she to battle Donald Rumsfeld with his 1000 Styles.

One can only wonder...