By the afternoon I had grown weary of the subject matter, and was instead fascinated by the gesticulations of the speaker.
I noted her techniques of "Open Claw Speaking," and made a list of her many styles:
- Open Claw Speaking giving way to Finger Mesh
- Claw Rotator
- Open Palm "Wax On"
- Two Finger Windshield Wiper
- Invisible Inverted Longhorn Outline
- Progressive Chop
- Orb Polisher
- Alternating Flipper
And then I wondered what would happen were she to battle Donald Rumsfeld with his 1000 Styles.
One can only wonder...