Some people went to solemn assemblies on September 11. I stood up to the terrorists by continuing with my way of life. And that involves Monday Night Football. But I didn't want to miss the president's address. So I decided to put a splitter on my cable wire and hook up a second television. And then, just to gratuitously emulate Elvis, I hooked up a third.So I had Bush speaking right in front of me, the football game on the right, and, Star Trek, why not, on the left.
I have an equal distaste for both Bush and Gowron.
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